Stop Believing in Atheists!

Atheists are a myth. Those who claim to be atheists, will want to deny this claim (of course) but in truth, there are no atheists (and not just in foxholes). Down deep everyone believes in God, some just deny it. In fact, some deny it so heavily that they delude themselves and end up actually believing their own lies--yes, that means that they believe that they do not believe in God, but they actually do believe in spite of what they think. I have listened to many atheists and this is completely true.

Therefore, I do not believe in atheists. They are a fabricated idea. Atheists are a fairy tale that was made up to make people feel good. They are an illogical invention that have no true support in the reality of our existence. Atheists are about as real as Santa Claus and the Easter bunny and will be rejected by those who think clearly and wisely.

I truly feel sorry for those who have been raised to believe in atheists. They are shackled by a false notion of security and freedom that only serves to destroy their souls. Those of us who know that everyone believes in God, should be quick to pray for these people, and ask God to convert their hearts and minds.

(this is only slightly joking)